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Credit for this one goes to Keystone, who lives out west where it hardly ever rains...

A different Sunday Service…

One Sunday morning, a preacher decided to do something a little different.

Addressing the Congregation, he said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The Pastor then shouted out: CROSS!

Immediately, the congregation rose and started singing, in unison, The Old Rugged Cross.

The Pastor hollered out: GRACE.

And the congregation began to sing Amazing Grace

The Pastor said, POWER!

The congregation sang, There is Power in the Blood.

The Pastor then said, SEX!

The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing, Memories…

Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

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