A boy broom and a girl broom were together in a closet for two years. They were married and at the wedding dance the bride broom danced with the groom broom and whispered to him, "Guess what? We are going to have a little whisk broom." The groom broom said, "That's impossible. We never even swept together."

I know it has nothing to do with chipping but I'm all prepared for class and have time on my hand.