Remember When....

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show

A window was something you hated to clean...

And Ram was the cousin of a goat....

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy, you hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard Drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spiders home

And a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead.