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"Why I Am Depressed"

Happened to get this today in an email, will share it:

"WHY I AM DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc . . .I called Lifeline. Got a darn call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck."

Robert

Messages In This Thread

grin NCR ~ Saturday Humor... 12:34 AM, EDT
Not only do i get that one, Im going to try it grin
"Why I Am Depressed"
It Works at the Porsche Dealer as Well
Shame on you Barry grin

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