Wanted: Female chip heistperson/smuggler seen in California and Nevada. Suspect is blond, seemingly friendly, curvaceous, double-cute, a gamble-holic, and occassionally flirtatious with dealers. Cohorts include various Las Vegas known undesirables. Do not attempt to apprehend yourself, as this fugitive is highly dangerous and volatile. She may try to bamboozle you with alleged chemistry expertise. If you see this individual, please notify casino security immediately.

David Hench