Thanks for the plug, Andy. I needed it tonight. The Mets go down, and I take another 50-to-1 beat in a monster Omaha pot. That kind of stuff is the reason I'm "The Joker" to start with. It's a great avenue of dealing with stress. I laugh myself to sleep over my preposterous concoctions in my columns - and I wake up a new man every day.

David Hench