Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. And she wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over that wood, it's ooooh so good! The taste unbelievable!"

And, the rodeo?

"Well, I went to a real rodeo - Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off their horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw em to the ground - It's just incredible!'

Then came the big question, "Well tell us... Did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets, no way in hell was I gonna have sex with a freakin' cowboy from Texas!"

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