~~~ recently with two ice chests full of catfish while loading up his truck.

The GW asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" and the redneck replied "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there fancy licenses; you must understand, though, that these here fish are my pet fish."

"Pet FISH?"

"Yeah...!" Every nite, I take these here fish down to this here lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then, when I whistle, they all jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck then poured all the catfish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the GW says, WELL?"

"WELL, what?" says the redneck.

The GW says, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call WHO back...?"

"The FISH" replied the GW.

"WHAT FISH...?
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Moral of the story: A Florida Redneck may not be as smart as some of them there city slickers, but they ain't as dumb as some Government Employees...!