"If I get Cee Cee, the other clerk, she charges me .88¢. Each one says the other is wrong. Neil says since it is a padded envelope it automatically makes it First Class Parcel mail charged at 1.22. Cee Cee says if it can fit through the 3/4" mail slot it is just a first class envelope charged at 88¢."

Those two must work in lV, also.
We also have a 3rd clerk Beebee who says 000 mailers are 64¢.