Ebad, the somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the midwest sent this one...

Earl and Cletus, two rednecks, were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

Earl says to Cletus, "Do you see the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

Cletus replies, "Yep, they're sure pretty. And look at the price!"

Earl says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they ain't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying me one."

Cletus smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I'll get me one too."

Three weeks later, Cletus asks Earl, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"

Earl replies... (scroll down)
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"No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday."