> Very important information has just been made public that I think is
> something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectum.
>
> The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
> strain of this old disease.
>
> The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect
> 'em."
>
> The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
> involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
>
> Many victims contracted it in 2008 but now most people after having
> been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how
> destructive this sickness is. It's sad because it is so easily cured
> with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!
>
> You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and don't
> engage in any behavior that results in Gonorrhea Lectum. A second
> infection may become permanent and eventually wipe out all our
> liberties.