Websters...

Male: Designating or of the sex that fertilizes the ovum of the female and begets offspring; consisting of men or boys.

Chauvinism: Unreasoning devotion to one's race, sex, etc. with contempt for other races, the oposite sex, etc.

Pig: A person regarded as acting or looking like a pig; greedy or filthy person.

Although my fertility is long since a thing of the past (snip, snip), I still must plead guilty to the first charge. Call it the luck of the draw, or a cruel twist of fate, I'm not sure. I deal with it. I respectfully plead innocent of charge number two. Charge number three is certainly subject to debate, except when I come in from a hard day of digging in the yard (snort, snort).

I also looked up "blonde" and there was a picture of you. 'Nuff said?