Bob, I am a card carrying member of the procrastinators club! Here's a funny story:

I was at a friends house browsing a book called "The Peoples Almanac" which was out of date. In it I found a category of 'Odd Clubs' and found clubs such as the Liars Club, and the Procrastinators Club. Each listed their address and annual dues, so I jotted it down and stuck it in my wallet to apply once I was back home. After finding the note 5 years later, I applied and told them I was a perfect candidate since I had waited 5 years to apply and enclosed my $5 membership fee. They sent me back my membership package stating I was a perfect example of what their motto was: "Anything worth doing is worth putting off" then went on to say that over the 5 year period I had waited membership dues had gone up three times but since I waited so long to apply they were waiving the increase and allowing me to join for $5! I saved about $20 by putting it off!! (Real Story) I had long forgotten that until you brought up the club.