Last week one of my buddies tells me he's going to a NASCAR race on the weekend. I ask him if he can get me Tony Stewart's autograph. Sure, no problem. OK, but can you get him to autograph a chip? Sure, no problem. So I give him my GG>CC 2000 chip with a "sharpie" pen & detailed instructions. This is what I got back. It seems Master Stewart got into a tizzy & refused to sign autographs that weekend. Not wanting to disappoint me, my buddy had the crew chief sign the... FLIP! Greg Somethingorother. He was so proud that he got an autograph for me I didn't have the heart...

Dave Smith in NH
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