When I said "can't read simple stuff" I meant to add "let alone this guy's volumes of crap buried in cutsie clouds and obnoxious serenade." The "simple stuff" I was referring to are auctions that are short, clear, and to the point. Like when I say "auction is for one chip, scan is of both sides" and some guy emails me asking if the bid is for both chips. What you said is what I meant exactly.