A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.

With surprised expressions, everyone sitting at the bar looks up.

The bartender looks around and says: "Ya' ain't from around here, are ya'? Where ya' from, Boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What 'n hell ya' do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist ya' say? Now just what 'n hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount animals."

The bartender immediately grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"
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