I ran into al old friend one day and he had a bandage on his upper arm. I asked him what happened, he told me he burned himself with his cigarette while in the shower.

"In the Shower?" I asked.

"Yeah, I lost control of it while fumbling with the umbrella"

That's a true story . . . I mean its true that he told me that, I have my doubts about it actually happening, although he was slightly odd.