Well, he bade them all goodnight, then, thinking himself a werewolf, he bayed at the moon. He then weighed his options and decided to wade in a nearby pond. When he was pulled from the pond, those at his side all sighed in relief. Later eight of the people went to the diner where they all ate sandwiches.

TRANSLATION:
He showed his good blade that night, than thunk he seen a wolf, a howlin at the moon. He figured he better cut thru the pond. We was glad Bubba drug his a*s outta that pond fore he drount. After while we ate sum sandwitches at Bubba's momma's place.