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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor (Mature)... 12:15 AM, EST

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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven.

They are told that they before they can enter, they must present something Christmas-sy in order to get in.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is let in.

The second man presents a bow and some ribbon, from presents that were opened earlier in that night. So, he is also allowed in.

The third man searches his pockets and pulls out a pair of lace pant!es.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "And just how do these represent Christmas?"

To which the man replies, "Oh, they're Carol's."
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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor (Mature)... 12:15 AM, EST
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Here is where Tiger was going at 2:45AM vbg

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