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John and his wife were driving through the countryside on the way from New York to California.

Looking at his fuel gauge, John decided to stop at the next gasoline station and buy gas. About 15 minutes later, he saw a Mobil station and pulled over to the high octane pump.

"What can I do for y'all?" asked the young attendant.

"Fill 'er up with high test," replied John.

While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down.

"What kinda car is this?" he asked. "I never seen one like it before."

"Well," replied John, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy, is a 2009 Cadillac XLR Roadster."

"What all's it got in it?" asked the attendant.

"Well," said John, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, a GPS system so I don't get lost, and best of all - a 320-horsepower 4.6L Northstar V-8 engine."

"Wow," said the attendant, "that's really something!"

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asked John.

"That'll be $30.17," said the attendant.

Taking out his money clip, John peels off two $20s and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change and mixed in with the change are a few golf tees.

"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," said John.

"Wow," said the attendant, "those Cadillac people surely think of everything!"
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