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grin NCR ~ Monday Humor (Mature) 2:31 AM, EST

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Mark took his blind date, Kim, to the carnival.

"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Mark.

"I want to get weighed," said Kim.

They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 120 pounds.

Kim got on the scale and it read 117. She won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.

When the ride was over, Mark again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," answered Kim.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed Kim's correct weight, and Mark lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked Kim what she'd like to do next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded for yet a third time.

At this point, Mark figured Kim was totally weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Once inside, Kim's roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim, almost in tears, responded, "Oh, Waura, it was so wousy."
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grin NCR ~ Monday Humor (Mature) 2:31 AM, EST
vbg I gotta waff at that one!

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