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grin NCR • Saturday Humor...

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Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery...

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called!

- Oh no! I just lost my watch.

- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- There go the lights again...

- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

- What's this doing here?

- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-You sure it wasn't this leg?

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- Are his relatives waiting outside?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

- This scissor looks rusted.

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

- Isn't this patient the one with the really lousy insurance?

- Now where could this spider have come in from?
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grin NCR • Saturday Humor...
LMAO!! vbg ,,,,, Probably true,,

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