A woman goes to her butcher to buy a chicken and upon entering the store she greets the owner and asks him to show her a nice chicken. The owner walks into the cooler and realizes he has just the one chicken left and he hopes that the woman buys it because it's getting close to closing time. He comes out with the chicken holding it up in front of the woman by its neck and asks here how she likes it. She responds by saying it's a skinny looking chicken and doesnt look plump enough and asks that he please show her another. So, he walks back into the cooler and with his two hands tries to make the chicken look plump the best he can... and walks out again behind the counter holding the chicken in both hands showing it to the woman. The woman smiles and tells him that chicken looks a lot better than the first one... and that she'll take it... and then she mentions that here husband's boss and his wife will be coming over to have dinner tonight, and to play it safe she would like another chicken.

This would never happen at Walmart...*g*