I'm so used to Splash putting me on a railroad spike and driving me into the ground with Yankee blasphemy, I misnamed the BUS DRIVER. TOM, u devil! He's a Yankee through and through. Just cause he initially belonged to you, then traded him for a Coney dog and funnel cake does not make him a REDSOX.

Now, I will give ya this (Listening, Splash....?). I NEVER wanted Ster-rod. I would rather have Figgins, Chipper, Blake (Yes, I mentioned a Dodger), Cantu, DeRosa, Kouzmanoff, Longoria (Eva), Mora, Peralta, Ramirez, Reynolds, Rolen, Stewart, Teahan, Wright or Zimmerman than that THUD!