I wanted to share with the board the primary reason I did not make the convention this year-- the impending arrival of a one-of-a-kind addition to my growing collection :

James Ian Jensen, born 07/07/2009. 8 lbs, 10 oz; 21 inches long.

Mommy and Baby are doing well, and Daddy is proud!

Big Sister seems to like him too:

Thanks for letting me share

Brent J. Jensen
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