A woman found that her dog seemed to be having trouble hearing, so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in its ears. Once he cleaned both of its ears, the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the woman that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and rub a little in the dog's ears once a month.

The woman goes to the drug store and gets some Nair hair remover.

At the register the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The woman tells him: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist then adds: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The woman says: "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmacist then told her: "Well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."
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