1. Daily display ads published in Las Vegas Review Journal
2. Aerial banners along the Jersey Shore towed by airplanes
3. Radio spots every half hour on the nation’s most popular AM/FM radio outlets
4. Leaflet drops from airplanes over the Las Vegas strip and over the Atlantic City Boardwalk
5. Flyer distribution on tables in every casino break room for employees to read
6. Flyers posted in every post office and next to every casino cage in the entire nation
7. Create a Spam Bot Division of CCGTCC to saturate the internet with spam posts & junk emails
8. Billboards along Las Vegas Blvd approaching the strip, A.C. Expressway, Black Horse Pike, White Horse Pike
9. TV ads on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, FOX, CNBC before and after each news broadcast of Michael Jackson’s death
10. Club logo banner on the next rocket launch to plant on the moon

That’s just a few. I’m sure that many of you can come up with additional equally ludicrous suggestions …