...after 3 days of nothing, they finally found my bag. Of course, they sent it to Brussels, despite the fact that they'd been continually updated with my itinerary. They'll probably send it to Rome and Madrid before it catches up with me in Paris (or London). I told them to send it to my hotel in Paris, where I'll be as of tomorrow afternoon. The lady at BA asked me how long I was going to be in Paris. Now, you can put it in a cab to get from Brussels to Paris, so I didn't particularly care for that question. We'll see.
But that's okay, I did some damage today in El Corte Ingles. Among other things, I bought a pair of Dockers on sale for a mere €89. (How do they do it so cheap?). Let BA choke on that.
Since this past Saturday morning I haven't woken up in the same city on consecutive days.
As Stevie P would say... "Having fun!"
...and as Borat would say... "NOT"