Couple years ago I get on the elevator at the Riv and There's this guy with a big hotdog hat standing in the center of the car and about six tourists cowering in the corner. Since they all appeared to be adults, I figured they must have missed the lesson most of us learned long ago...Never make eye contact with a guy wearing a giant hot dog hat.

Hot Dog Hat and I noticed each other's nametag and that's how I found out who Fred Hempel was.