After a couple of weeks Ed of taking Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was definitely true love.

And so... on the last night of his vacation the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

"It's only fair to warn you I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his new-found love. "I eat, sleep, and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest with each other, you need to know that I'm a hooker."