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grin NCR • Saturday Humor...

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Sometimes, one can identify where a driver is from. A few examples:

Chicago - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn.

New York - One hand on wheel, one finger out window.

Boston - One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator.

California - One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator.

Los Angeles - With gun in lap.

Ohio - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror, but driving in California.

Seattle -One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game.

Texas, a city male - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window.

Texas, a country male - One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road.

Texas, a female - One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment.

West Virginia - Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna.

Florida - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on.

Italy - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat.

Any areas not covered above?


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grin NCR • Saturday Humor...
"Chicago - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn. "
thats true Chuck!

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