A guy walks into a bar, and while ordering his drink he says to the bartender "... and also send a drink over to that douche bag sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender looks at the customer and says "Sir, while you're in my bar I'll have no part of you referring to a woman as a douche bag." The customer kind of nods his head and repeats his request but this time leaving out calling the woman a douche bag. "Now that's more like it" says the barkeep... and walks to the other end of the bar where the woman is sitting to inform her that the gentleman sitting at the other end of the bar would like to buy her a drink, and asks what'll she have. She responds "Thanks... and also thank the kind gentleman... I'll have a Vinegar and water, please."

JB