Three hillbilly gentlemen, Jethro, Beau and Cletus are sitting on a porch just shootin' the breeze.

Jethro: "My wife sure is stupid! She bought us a air conditioner."

Beau: "Why's that stupid?"

Jethro: "We ain't got us no 'lectricity!"

Beau: "That's nothin'! My wife's so stupid, she bought one of them new-fangled warshin' machines!"

Jethro: "Why's that so stupid?"

Beau: "Cause we ain't us got no plummin'!"

Cletus: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse th'other day lookin' fer some change, and I found me six condoms in thar."

Jethro and Beau (in unison): "Well, what's so dumb 'bout that?"

Cletus: "She ain't got herself no willy."