Three construction workers, an Irishman, a Mexican, and a Swede were working on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch on one of the beams when the Irishman said, "Corned beef again! If I get corned beef one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building!"
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm jumping too."
The Swede, who also happened to be blonde, opened his lunch and said, "Ham and cheese again! If I get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees a corned beef sandwich and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps.
The blonde opens his lunch, sees the ham and he jumps too.
At the triple funeral, the Irishman's widow is weeping. She says "If Id known how really tired he was of corned beef, I never would have given it to him again."
The Mexican's widow, also weeping, says, "I could have given him tortillas or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's widow. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He always made his own lunch."
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