> >> Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
> >> when they collide.
> >> The first old guy says to the second guy,
> >> "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I
> >> guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
> >> going.."
> >> The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a
> >> coincidence.
> >> I'm looking for my wife, too.
> >> I can't find her and I'm getting a little
> >> desperate."
> >> The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
> >> find her.
> >> What does she look like?"
> >> " The second old guy says,
> >> "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue
> >> eyes,
> >> long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
> >> What does your wife look like?"
> >> To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
> >>
> >> --- let's look for yours."