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NCR...My New Book

As you may not know I have been very busy over the last 2
years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of
the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family
to help me out.

I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader
valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my
years of experience. The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply
emailing me with the appropriate credit card info..

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Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover ___ American Express

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DON'T WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE ALL GONE!!!!

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titlist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - How to improve your lie during and after the round

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and
Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the
Bartender.......

Chapter 19 - How to convert you "Nassau" winnings into lap dances

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NCR...My New Book
Your book should do well in Palm Beach County grin
rofl rofl Oh that is just perfect for me...

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