Pfizer Announcement
> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Via*ra will soon be available in
> liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
> suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
> literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
> a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',
> 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will
> market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
> and Via*ra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
> there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
> erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.