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There are 3 ladies standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie.

The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette.

She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world."

With a poof, the mirror gobbled her up.

The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head.

She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world."

Immediately, a poof followed, and the mirror gobbled her up.

Lastly came the blonde.

She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..."

And with that, came a poof, and the mirror immediately gobbled her up.
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