Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties
> and had never been
> married.
> She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
> showed him into her
> quaint sitting room.
> She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
> minister noticed a
> cute-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
> The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated,
> of all things, a
> condom!
> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to
> chat.
> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl
> of water and its
> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
> could no longer
> resist.
> 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you
> would tell me about this?'
> pointing to the bowl..
> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
> wonderful? I was walking through the Park
> a few months ago and I found this little package on the
> ground.
> The directions said to place it on the organ,
> keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of
> disease.
> Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'

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