Let me and the rest of us Americans invite you to a tea party. We will hold it in honor of you AND the Queen. It will be held in Boston and you are all invited. Bring along a few Hessians, we need target practice with our new vegetable peelers

While I'm here let me just tell you to fock off...Oh, pardon me, you did say that I should replace that with the letter "U" didn't you ? I'll give you that honor