- Khakis are something you start the car with.
- You think crosswalks are for wimps.
- You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds.
- You are amazed when traveling out of town that people who work at McDonald's actually speak English.
- You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
- You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through... and that a red light means 2 more can...
- A Crown Victoria = Undercover Cop
- You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house.
- There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house.
- You think of Rhode Island as the deep South.
- Anything past Worcester is the middle of nowhere(if you live in Boston).
- You believe using a turn signal gives away your plan to the enemy
- If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3.
or more different names
- Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green.
- You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green.
- All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experience.
- Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
- Six inches of snow is considered a dusting.
- Three days of 90+ heat is definitely a heat wave and 63° weather is on the warm side.
- You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the Boston accent on TV or in a movie. If you don't have it, you're never going to get it right... even if you were born here.
- At the ice cream shop, they are NEVER chocolate sprinkles, they're Jimmies.
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