If you need a co-hostess, you might try this Sarah person. She's probably going to be busy next June, moving and all, but still...
Looks as if she can keep a function going pretty well. Do you think those are SouthPoint hats? Pointy at least. Hang onto "Mr. Splashy", even though we may be old guard types, "Mr. Pointy" seems redundant.
Can you pick out Dawn and Mike here? Of course, the Tyrus Triplets and that creature on the far right has got to be Canadian.