1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
8. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won, I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
9. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
10. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the state of the economy, we’re going to have to let one of you go."