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The Chip Board Archive 18

In an effort to save his life ...

after executing the "perfect bluff" to win a monster pot from a disgruntled poker player who was on tilt and known for having a terrible temper, threatening serious bodily harm to anyone trying to steal a pot from him, the winning player was forced to dive under the table while grasping a hand full of his chips, banging his head on a nearby stool, thus opening up a cut on his forehead, bleeding onto the chips, causing the stains, when he narrowly avoided being hit by the chair thrown in his direction. The disgruntled poker player was politely asked to refrain from further violence, to which he responded to by saying, "What? ... You mean throwing a chair isn't allowed???? ... What the hell ... I missed him anyway, didn't I?"
The winning player quickly left the game and was last seen walking away with a handful of blood-stained chips!

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vbg grin Name that "SPOT" grin vbg ...CONTEST...
Chocolate (example)
Cigarette Burns
Lip Stick
Body Oil mixed with grunge.
POOP???? rofl
Is it a booger?
vbgBelly Button Lint vbg
Ink
In an effort to save his life ...
A tiny crater marks that chip becuase it was
grin grin grinCheque Dung grin grin grin
rofl A PIECE OF MY APPENDIX! rofl
Body oils and dust
Candle Wax, Bourbon & Drool Combo (See Reason)
the blod of a card cheat...
From Under Cheese
Returned chunks ....
Whatever it is, I blame Bush for it !!!!!! vbg
Chewing Tobacco Spit
It's a deposit of calcituminolium phellodermicyst.
It's the last remnants of a man's dreams...
Re: It Is History
grin Hi Gene, on these old chips besides history....
grin My one and a half cents...
Putin's anthrax
Boogers...
It is a coded message silly!
rofl I Like It, I Like It rofl
Its called CRUD
"Table Jam" ... a reduction of mixed...
Crudamudka!
CONGEALED DUST!
lighting when you're on a hot streek
Sushi & Sake
its dip for the chips--chips and dip
Blood, Sweat & Tears
GUM WOOOO WOOO
bODY sECRETIONS/Oil & Tobacco ASH
Re: vbg grin it's name is "Buck Fin C-Note"
UPDOC
Only...
If I told you,
Burnt sweat......
table felt
Dingleberry? grin
Age spots...because....

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