You should check your Internet security settings - someone has obviously hijacked your account to post silly messages. If 12 feet of water (144 feet of snow) melted into your basement, you would suffer a loss. If thousands of your neighbors died in the last storm, you would take precautions. If the cardboard buildings and signs in your area - and the wood, metal and glass ones, too - flew into your face as you drove to work, you would prefer to evacuate as well.

Clearly a troll has hijacked your account.