It seems that every quarter numerous people find it necessary to let everyone know that they have received their magazine.

NO, you didn't get yours first. Gene Trimble gets the first copy off the press. It is hand delivered to the airport where a messenger personally deliver it to him at home.
That same messenger waits there patiently until he reads it from cover to cover.
He then returns to the airport boards a plane for England and delivers that same copy to David Spragg making sure not to bend the corners of the pages or crease them.

Geez, you didn't get your issue first. Get over it.
Further more no one cares

I don't get my copy first class. I have actually survived thus far. I further promise not to let you know when it gets here however if you really are that interested email me and I'll put you on the list of those that need to know