A man met a beautiful blonde and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He responded, "Thats OK, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, he got up, climbed the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

"That was incredible!" she gushed.

He replied, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see? I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

Astonished, he said, "That was unbelievable! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she replied, "I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi River."
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