were
sitting on a park bench

having
a quiet conversation

when
a flasher approached from across the park.

The
flasher came up to the ladies,

stood
right in front of them

and
opened his trench coat.

Gertrude
immediately had a stroke.

Then
Maude also had a stroke.

But
Tillie, being older and more feeble,

couldn't
reach that far .

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