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One day an Englishman, an American and a Canadian walked into a pub together. Theyproceeded to each buy a pint of beer. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his Guiness away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his Budweiser and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Canadian picked the fly out of his Molson Canadian and started shaking it over the pint, yelling... "Spit it out! Spit it out, you b@stard!"
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