John,

As they say on the carnival side shows, "You are close, but no cigar!!"

You missed my weight by about 20 pounds... I was the "280 pound PO bruiser" who round-dated Greg's chip today! But I used a "gentle" whack <<gg>>

By the way - more postal humor.

You know how some folks write on their letters...

"PHOTOS DO NOT BEND!!!" ?

Well, I was Acting Station Manager a few years back and an irate customer brought me an envelope full of photos which was clearly marked "PHOTOS DO NOT BEND!!" on the outside. The envelope (and photos) were mauled and bent... Someone in the system had taken a sharpie pen and written below the sender's notice... "YES THEY DO!!"

Steve in Albuquerque